Turkana Roadkillrack™ Braai Grid
Turkana Roadkillrack™ Braai Grid
Proof That Good Things Don’t Need To Be Bulky or Weigh 5kg. Nobody Ever Said, “I Wish My Braai Was Heavier.”
Designed around the KISS- Keep It Simple, Stupid philosophy, The Roadkill Rack™ camping braai grid is built from electropolished 304 stainless steel to survive years of campfires with good mates, rain, dust and countless braais.
It’s the kind of gear you buy once, use for the rest of your life, and one day leave to your kids in your will. Assuming they deserve it.
It doesn’t fold into a kitchen, make espresso or connect to your phone. It simply does what a proper travel braai grid should do and does it well.
You need a fire. You need something to cook on.
The RoadkillRack™ is a lifelong travel friend, whether you are preparing a proper South African braai, an Argentine asado, fresh fish from the coast, or anything that made the unfortunate decision to cross in front of your front wheel.
The RoadkillRack™ has been known to produce a few unexpected side effects.
Suddenly every campsite becomes a potential gourmet restaurant. You’ll find yourself judging firewood like a professional lumberjack. Steaks somehow taste better when they’re cooked 200 kilometres from the nearest town.
Friends carrying 4.5 kg braais will insist theirs is “worth the weight”, right before asking if they packed theirs with yours, as they are already overloaded.
You may also develop an unhealthy habit of slowing down every time you spot something suspiciously fresh lying next to the road.
The best part about this BBQ grid?
Like every proper piece of adventure gear, the RoadkillRack™ gets better the more you use it. The shiny stainless steel slowly picks up the colours of a hundred campfires. Every little mark tells the story of a night somewhere special. A beach in Patagonia. A riverbank in Colorado. A mountain pass in Switzerland. Or that one campsite where the chops and sausages were perfect but the roadkill joke went down better than the food.
Because at the end of the day, the best memories aren’t made by carrying more gear.
No Proper scientific studies exist, but seasoned travellers believe the RoadkillRack™ can;
- Make instant noodles feel like a culinary failure.
- Keep it real! Reduce unnecessary camping gear by several kilograms.
- Increase your appreciation for a simple fire and good company.
- Encourage complete strangers to wander over offering a beer and asking, “What’s on the braai?”
- Turn almost any patch of dirt into the finest alfresco restaurant for hundreds of kilometres.
- Make every sunset look like it was timed perfectly for dinner.
- Give you another reason to stop riding before dark, because nobody enjoys pitching camp with a torch in their mouth.
- Remind you that some of the best meals rarely come from kitchens.